Friday, January 18, 2008

More on Texas ...

This story was in the news this week here in Texas:


The thief who stole Williford's electric scooter the night of Jan. 4 apparently didn't read the sign. It may be tongue-in-cheek, but it's also true.Williford, who is 80 years old, a Texas native and barely five feet tall, has a 12-gauge shotgun she loads each night and keeps beside her bed. She doesn't intend to be robbed again. Other neighbors, she said, also have guns.The loss of her burgundy-red Rascal scooter was a serious blow. Williford has arthritis and COPD and used to take the scooter on regular trips up the bike path and to the Plaza. It got her outdoors and into the sun. Now she has to drive her gas-guzzling Lincoln to get there. But she wasn't the only victim of a thief or thieves who have targeted the Rancho de Sonoma mobile-home park since before Christmas.
On the night of Dec. 1, thieves broke into the clubhouse at the park and took a computer, a monitor, a TV and a VCR. Then, a few days after stealing Williford's scooter, someone carted off three nail guns and two electric saws from an unlocked tool shed beside the mobile home of 79-year-old James Martin. Martin, who is retired and does voluntary odd jobs for neighbors, said the tools were worth at least $400 and he can't afford to replace them."They knew what they was lookin' for," said Martin. "They come up from the creek and from Maxwell Farms."The proximity of Sonoma Creek and its trail system offers easy access to and from the tranquil park and makes it harder for police to patrol the area. Last week a third park resident reported someone tried to open her locked door while she was at home. Alarmed, she called police who responded quickly and searched the park but found no one.Rancho de Sonoma is not the only site in Sonoma suffering from crime. Early Friday morning a spate of auto and home burglaries occurred on the west side of town and centered around Olsen Park. At least eight autos and homes were burglarized and numerous items were stolen, including GPS units, cameras, stereo face plates and a small amount of cash.
Responding to two early morning calls from residents who heard noises, police found a string of autos with doors or trunks open. The thieves took a garage door opener from one vehicle, used it to open the garage door and rifled the car parked inside.Police estimate the value of all items taken may exceed $3,000.The pattern of auto burglaries matched earlier incidents from Oct. 29 and Dec. 1. In the October case, thieves found a garage door opener in an unlocked car, opened the garage where they found a Ford Expedition, entered the home, found a purse with keys to the Ford, and stole the Ford.
In the December case, thieves hit seven cars and homes in one night, in a pattern very similar to Friday's events. In response to these crimes, police urged citizens to lock their vehicles and residences and to keep all personal belongings, garage remotes and any other valuable items out of plain view.Maybe most affected by the recent burglaries are the elderly residents of Rancho de Sonoma. Williford was speaking for many when she said, "You feel like you've been violated. You wonder who's looking in your window. The majority of us here are old ladies just trying to make the next birthday."Old lady or not, Williford knows her way around guns. She said her late husband was "a hunter and a cattleman," and added, "I've never had a pistol. Pistols are for killing people. Rifles and shotguns are for putting food on the table." She deftly displays her shotgun, even though it's almost taller than she is.
Park manager Donna Oliver said she shares her residents' concerns and urged all of them to leave outside lights on to discourage prowlers. She said residents concerned about increased energy costs could get free cfl bulbs from her which use much less electricity."I've also encouraged people to cut the bushes down near windows and to close their blinds at night," she said.


Yup, only in Texas! Only in Texas!

Friday Funnies

It is very windy here for about half of the year. From mid-fall through mid-spring it is normal to have 20-30 mph winds. I was looking online at some silly Texas stuff when I found this joke that is oh-so-perfect for here in west Texas:

One day a New Yorker stopped in the little West Texas town of Rankin. When he got out of his car the wind was blowing so hard he had to lean into the wind as he walked to keep it from blowing him down. As he approached the street corner he spotted a local man standing there holding onto the lamp post. He asked the local, “Does the wind blow like this all the time?” “No sir,” was the reply, “Sometimes it changes and comes from the other direction.”

Thursday, January 17, 2008

4,725


That's how many steps I took on campus today. Tuesdays and Thursdays are my longest days. I have four classes and one lab. Labs haven't started yet so next week I will be walking even further. I have to go across campus every time I change classes. I start in the science building, walk to the education building, then to my car to switch books, then to a different science building, then back to the education building, to my car to switch books, then back to the first science building. After each class I could get in my car and drive across campus, wait for a parking spot, hope for a parking spot, not get a parking spot, finally find a parking spot, then run to class hoping I am not too late. Instead I park in a convenient place so that I can switch books in the middle of the day and figure that at least I am getting some exercise out of the deal. 2,000 steps is approximately one mile so I walked over two miles in between classes today. That's not bad! Next week when labs start I will get about three miles. Too bad I am not counting those miles in my personal challege/New Year's Resolution. I'd get to 400 in no time!


Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Only in Texas!

Most kids get papers from their schools about Girl Scouts, Boy Scouts, Soccer, Baseball, etc. Well, here in Texas we get all of those papers and then some! We get Mutton Bustin. What is Mutton Bustin, you ask? Well, the flyer has a picture of a sheep on it and it says this:

Stock Show and Rodeo!

Dear Parents,

Once again it's Mutton Busting time. This event is scheduled for every performance of the Rodeo. We will select two children to be contestants by drawing names. Your child must be 5 to 8 years old and not weigh more than 50 lbs. Entry deadline ... etc, etc, etc


This is from wikipedia.com:


Mutton busting is an event held at rodeos similar to bull riding or bronc riding. In the event, a sheep will be caught and held still while a child is placed on top in a riding position. Once the child is seated atop the sheep, the people holding the sheep let go and the sheep then starts to run in an attempt to get the child off. Often small prizes or ribbons are given out to the child who can stay on the longest.
The children are on occasion injured by the sheep. Parents are often asked to sign waivers to protect the rodeo from legal action in that event. Anti-rodeo groups such as SHARK
describe the practice as child abuse. Organizations such as the ASPCA also discourage the practice on the grounds that it does not promote kindness or respect of animals.
Yup, only in Texas folks. Only in Texas!

Monday, January 14, 2008

Danger! Danger! Danger!



Apparently it isn't bad enough that the boys got a bunch of dangerous gifts for Christmas. Now they want to go to the skate park and do dangerous things with their dangerous gifts. Frankly, they are not very skilled at using their skateboards or roller blades. The entire time we were there I was mentally mapping out the fastest way to the emergency room. You know, just in case.


Now they are out back with their friends using some of the other dangerous gifts they received for Christmas.

Saturday, January 12, 2008

Harsh Winter Days









To pass the harsh winter days here in west Texas we have been keeping busy with some puzzles. We always wonder if we should glue them together once we are done, but then what do you do with them? My younger redneck boy has one that is glued together, but it is in the back of his closet because I can't find a frame that it will fit in. I guess it is fun to take them apart and save them for another cold, cold day. It's a good way to keep ourselves entertained when I won't go outside. That would be when it is below 50, by the way. Yes, I did grow up in upstate NY. Yes, I remember standing at the bus stop in blizzard-like conditions. Yes, I read Julie's post about using the snowblower... the post she wrote over a month ago. And yes, I am a big baby. I like it when it is 95 degrees and sunny. So .... puzzles. Yup, lots of puzzles! Just imagine how many puzzles we'll go through when we retire in NY. I think it is below 50 more than 1/2 of the year there!!

Friday, January 11, 2008

One of My Favorite Weekends

During the summer of 2006 the boys, my parents, and I went on a little vacation together. The "purpose" of the trip was to show my mom's bulldog Beanie in a dog show. My dad made the weekend memorable by insisting on staying in a cabin in the woods instead of a boring old hotel next door to the dog show. This picture is one that I took early one morning from our cabin as we were on our way to that day's dog show. It is one of my all time favorite photos.


My mom and Beanie during the dog show:

Horseback riding:

Tubing down the Hudson River:

The boys got to take the canoe out by themselves:

Howe's Cavern:

I hope that we can do something like this again during our next summertime visit. It was a lot of fun!

Adopt a Soldier Part II

My friend Rebekah is a gung-ho FRG (Family Readiness Group) participating Army wife. She is SO good at this stuff. She makes me look SO bad! When my soldier was at Fort Bragg I was supposed to be the FRG leader. I think I called the other wives one time and told them about a supply bird going to Afghanistan. Nowadays I am supposed to be really involved in this FRG stuff. But really, I figure it's best to leave the FRG stuff to the people who enjoy the FRG stuff! If they ask for my help with something, I'll help. They know they can call if there is a specific task that they need me for. Case in point ... my Adopt-A-Soldier Valentine's Box:

Not too bad, huh? Rebekah's husband knows my soldier so he sent a couple of ideas regarding things she wanted (I never would have guessed to buy lemon flavored tuna packets!), but for the most part I used my creativity and experience as a non-deployed, package-sending Army wife. Now, look at what Rebekah and her mother did:

Yup, I'll just leave the FRG to those gung-ho wives! They really know how to get it done. Good job Beck!

Thursday, January 10, 2008

The Long Awaited Robot


He finally got his Lego Mindstorm NXT last week. If you click the link you'll see that it is $399 at amazon.com. He got a brand new one on ebay for $240. He saved for about 18 months to be able to buy it. First, we want to thank everyone who gave him money in the last 18 months. He has been saving diligently and putting just about everything he has in the bank. The only time he spent any money was during our vacation to NY last summer. He gets $5/week allowance, but only when he does all of his chores. So the money he was given as gifts made up about 80% of this purchase.

When I give money as a gift I really like to know how it is spent. It is not because I am nosy or controlling ... it is because it makes me feel good. It makes me feel connected to the person I gave the money to. I am happy when I know that person has bought something for themselves that they really wanted -- and that I helped to make it happen. So, with that in mind ... he gives thanks to his Dad, Grammy & Grampy, Uncle Shelley & Brandi, Grandma Washburn, and his friend Joey who gave him $15 on his birthday. Every single dollar helped him get this robot!!! And he loves it!!!

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Wordless Wednesday -- Before & After



A couple of words on Wordless Wednesday ...
The color is really a dark cranberry -- the afternoon sun makes it look a little brighter than it really is.




Monday, January 07, 2008

My New Toy

Do you remember when you were 20 and you said something like, "When my (future) husband gives me appliances for gifts I am going to divorce him! Who would want something for the kitchen/house as a gift?!?" Well, I remember saying that. And it's been a long time since I said those words. This is what I got from my mother that I absolutely love:

Why do I love it? Because yesterday my youngest redneck boy spilled cranberry juice on the kitchen floor. And even though he wiped it up it looked like this about two hours later:

Now that I have my Hoover Floormate it looks like this:

THANKS MOM!!!!

Dr. Phil

We could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished." So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kalhua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.

On a much more serious note (ha!) … this was on Yahoo! News today:



LOS ANGELES - Television's "Dr. Phil" McGraw has pulled the plug on plans for a one-hour show that was to examine Britney Spears' latest public meltdown.

In a statement posted Monday on his Web site, McGraw said the 26-year-old pop star's situation was "too intense" for him to go forward with the show. He didn't say whether he planned to reschedule.

Spears was hospitalized Thursday night after a child custody dispute with ex-husband Kevin Federline resulted in an hours-long standoff with police. On Friday, a court commissioner gave sole physical and legal custody of 1-year-old Jayden James and 2-year-old Sean Preston to Federline.

McGraw said he met with Spears for an hour Saturday before she left the hospital.

If Britney is too messed up for Dr. Phil then she is truly f---ed!

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Adopt a Soldier

My friend Rebekah's husband has been in Iraq since July. He is in a large unit stationed out of Fort Bragg, North Carolina. The FRG (Family Readiness Group) for his unit is searching for families to send a nice little care package to the soldiers for Valentine's Day. If you think you might like to participate please email me ASAP. This is from the email Rebekah sent me:

What is a Valentine Shoe Box Surprise? A shoebox size box (or container) filled with treats and goodies that soldiers may enjoy on February 14 th. Items to send may include snacks, candy, magazines, toiletries, games, books, etc. In addition, we hope families can include a short personal note telling the soldier a little bit about themselves and provide an address where soldiers may send a card if they'd like.

How do we help? Email your company FRG leader and let them know how many soldiers you would like to adopt. You will then be given names of your soldiers and a mailing address. At that point the "adoption" is complete.

Address and Deadlines : To ensure their arrival, Valentine Shoebox Surprises should be mailed no later than January 14th. It is important to note the "VALENTINE BOX" after each soldiers name so that they may be held aside when they arrive in Iraq. This is so we can tally, on both ends, that each soldier that was adopted and receives a package.

There are over 400 paratroopers in the 1 BSTB. Please ask your friends and family to help out.

Thank You for Your Support!!

Monday, December 31, 2007

In Case You Were Wondering ...

I have a dog. She is so cute and cuddly and I just love her. And she is not a SHIT TZU. She is a SHIH TZU.

This is from the Merriam-Webster Dictionary:

Pronunciation:
\ˈshēd-ˈzü, ˈshēt-ˈsü\

Inflected Form(s):
plural shih tzus also shih tzu

any of an old Chinese breed of toy dogs that have a square short unwrinkled muzzle, short muscular legs, and a long dense flowing coat


(How's that? I didn't even mention your name or your email. But thanks for backing me up!)

Sunday, December 30, 2007

Five Minutes of Fame


When we went to the boys' school's website and clicked on "Classrooms and Teachers" we saw our very own star in his classroom. His brother's reading teacher was the person taking the photo and he was waving to her. The girl in the orange t-shirt is "Grace, the evil one". The boy next to him (with the blonde hair) is Burke. Apparently he is "kinda talky" And the girl with the teal shirt whose back is to the camera is Meg. Oh Meg ... she is the prettiest girl in the whole school! We are in love with Meg. From our boy himself: The day before I left for a break Meg figuerd out I liked her. I lllllloooovvveee that girl!!!!!!!!!!!

The Challenge

Do you remember the challenge? The plan was to try to walk 100 miles between October 1st and December 31st. I walked my last two miles this morning! I made it :) At first I thought it was going to be fairly easy. I had 92 days to walk 100 miles. Then I was so busy with school that I'd sometimes go a week or ten days without going for a single walk. On December 1st I still had 40 miles to go. I told my hubby that I was worried I wouldn't make it. He is the reason I made it to 100 ... we have walked 2 or more miles a day every day of our vacation. And now I'm done a whole day early! Did you make it?

Saturday, December 29, 2007

Family Tradition

Each year for Christmas the adults in my family exchange Christmas ornaments. It is a really special tradition because not only do we give gifts that are fun, meaningful, and holiday-centered, we also cut back on the number of flashlights/tube socks/{insert generic gift} that we receive!

(Sorry the pictures are a little fuzzy)

This ornament is from Toby & Lisa. It was handcrafted in Kenya by disadvantaged members of the Kamba tribe. It is unique and very interesting. We do not have one of those Christmas trees with every ornament matching and color coordinated. It is simply filled with love!



This ornament is from Shelley & Brandi. It is a "Li Bien" ornament. "Li Bien" is a Chinese phrase that means "inside." All of the painting on this ornament was done on the inside of the glass through the tiny opening in the top of the glass.


This ornament is from my mom. It is a picture of me when I was little. I think she gave my brothers pictures of themselves as toddlers too. That is so sweet and so special! I just love this ornament. It went right to the top of the tree.



This ornament is from Lisa. We usually give ornaments to the entire family, but once in a while we find something just right for one person. This is my first "teacher" ornament :)


This ornament is the one we chose for ourselves this year. We thought it was fitting, considering where we live! My dad got this same one and it has been added to the "top ten list of all time favorite Christmas gifts"

My friend Dwenette (from the college) doesn't know anything at all about our family tradition, but I loved the ornament she gave me so much that I made several like this to give as gifts:

All of these ornaments are on our tree, but there is one ornament that permanently hangs from the little ornament stand I used for these pictures. It is a Precious Moments ornament that my brother Toby gave me the Christmas that I was home on leave from the Army and he was about to go to Basic Training. It seems that our whole family has been shaped by life in the military. My dad was in Vietnam, I was in the Army for a couple of years, Brian has 15 years in, and Toby has 12 years in.

And last, but not least ... Shelley and Brandi broke the rules this year and bought a decoration for the house too. I really love it so I had to include it in my post:

Merry Christmas everyone!!!

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Happy Birthday Grammy!

The Big Birthday Party




The big birthday party was on the first day of Christmas break. We invited four of his friends to play at the house then go to the mall for indoor, glow-in-the-dark mini-golf. They had a great time and I only needed three drinks to recover at the end of the night.

Wordless Wednesday -- Fuzzy Wuzzy Wuz a Dog





Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Hef's in the House

Santa brought a bathrobe for Christmas. Even though they got lots of gifts that kept us outside most of the day, every time we were inside for more than 15 seconds he was back in his pajamas and robe. His dad says he is a mini-Hugh Hefner in training. That is scary and cute at the same time.

Monday, December 24, 2007

Saturday, December 22, 2007

Poor Planning

When we planned the big birthday party we looked at the extended forecast and saw that today was supposed to be sunny and 70. So we decided that in addition to the 6-8pm glow-in-the-dark mini-golfing in the mall, we would invite the boys to come over and play some 4-6pm football in the yard.

Well, it is now 4:40 and I have six popsicles playing outside on the trampoline because it is 40 degrees with a 29 mph wind out of the north (that means it's freakin cold)

So much for my confidence in the weather man!